Milk

"I was born to a cow!" -Milk

Milk is a drink that has a lot of Calcium

Milk
Milk is a magical thing. Milk is the beverage of happiness. Milk is the drink of the gods. Milk is a legend. milk is the roman god of peace, harmony, and friendship.

History
Milk was first discovered by Moby the robot,  in the grand year of 2000. Moby discovered what cows give birth to: Milk. So he made an episode about milk for a farming TV show the he hosts. Yes, milk is better than tomato juice.